Q. What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers?

A. One of them actually ended a race.

Q. What's better than winning a silver medal in the Special Olympics?

A. Not being retarded.

Q. What's better than winning a gold medal at the 100m sprint in the Olympics?

A. Not being black.

Q. What is red, slimy, and crawling up your leg?

A. A home sick abortion.

Q. What's the difference between the boy scouts and jews?

A. Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q. Sure, white people can't say the "n word"...

A. ...but at least they can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning, Officer" and, "Hey, Dad."

Q. What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A. A Sandy Hook survivor.

Q. Where do you hide after killing a black guy?

A. Behind a badge.